by Uncola
On the morning of Tuesday, November 8th, 2016 I was making breakfast for my wife and daughter while mentally preparing myself for the inevitability of a Hillary Clinton presidency. While flipping scrambled eggs in the pan, I found myself taking inventory and strategizing the future. No matter what happened, I would not make stupid mistakes like Rick Grimes in the Walking Dead. If the walls of my compound are breached like the walls of the prison at the end of Season Four, my family will have a predetermined rally point instead wandering aimlessly like Rick’s group at the beginning of Season Five. We will have bug out bags and supply caches and I won’t be stupid.
When the stormtroopers come to my door in an open assault on my Second Amendment right to bear arms, I may not be there. But what if they find my friends and family in order to blackmail my cooperation? I can’t let that happen. If I am caught, and they torture me, I will be like Mel Gibson in Braveheart and scream “Freedom” as they yank out my intestines. So help me God, I will never betray my fellows. Do I need more precious metals? Do I have enough ammo? Better water filtration? Water is a priority. Wait. What about night vision? And before the bombs fall, where can I get Geiger counters and protective gear in the event of radioactive fallout? That’s paranoid! Hell no! It could happen. Let go of your normalcy bias. The times, they are a changin’.
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