Guest post by Porter, of www.kakistocracyblog.wordpress.com fame.
There is a long-established, though entirely under-appreciated, tactic deployed by men who find themselves chastened by more those they consider beneath them. That ploy is to humbly acknowledge receipt of the proles’ complaint. To assure that their dissatisfaction has been fully absorbed, and greater attentiveness to their interests is definitely forthcoming. And then to simply repackage the previous despised platform with the somber concession of: “We now understand that this is what the people want.”
Yes, we understand those bovine bug-eaters quite well. The people didn’t like their colons molested by our 12″ black dildo, and we can fully recognize that now. So a red one it shall be. Or green. Whatever. Just don’t ever say we were callous to your complaints.
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